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Serious Police Seized Over 300,000 Units Of Illegal Sex Drugs! Impotent Oppies Now Cannot Get It Up! Karma!

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  1. JohnTan

    JohnTan Alfrescian (InfP) Old Timer

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    SINGAPORE - More than 11,000 units of sexual enhancement drugs were found in a container at a warehouse in Tuas, the Immigration & Checkpoints Authority (ICA) said on Friday (Oct 13).

    The drugs were stored in a 40-footer container at a warehouse in Gul Way. ICA officers were conducting checks at around 2.15pm on Monday when they noticed four crates declared as "plastic household wares and wooden toys".

    They opened one of the crates and found sexual enhancement drugs. After examining the remaining crates, the officers found more such drugs.

    A total of 11,033 units of sexual enhancement drugs, worth an estimated $178,000, were found.

    The drugs were handed over to the Health Sciences Authority for investigations.

    Just last month, the HSA seized about 300,000 units of illegal sexual enhancement drugs in Geylang. The drugs, found in a private residential apartment in Lorong 32 Geylang, were worth more than $700,000.

    http://www.straitstimes.com/singapo...rugs-found-in-container-at-tuas-warehouse-ica
     
  2. eatshitndie

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    get-it-up-hard drugs are part of the packaged offer in geylang. for $69 per shot you take one tablet at the receptionist, wait for drug to take effect, and when your time is up, hooker cums out to greet you and take you in. after closing door, you have 6.9 mins to enjoy bj, 6.9 mins to let her cim, 6.9 mins to do freestyle, and 6.9 mins to wash up. made in cina condom is provided but you have option to do it without condom for another $69. without these drugs it’s impossible for sinkie uncles to marikita and do their dastard deeds with the whole shbang and enchilada for less than 69 mins. efficiency and productivity are increased among geylang whorehouses as a result of these “work enhancement” drugs.
     
  3. JohnTan

    JohnTan Alfrescian (InfP) Old Timer

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    I can get it up easily when I fuck my wife every night. What's wrong with oppies' kuku bird? Gone limp from losing too many elections?
     
  4. eatshitndie

    eatshitndie Alfrescian (Inf)

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    do you mean “losing too many erections”?
     
  5. glockman

    glockman Alfrescian (Inf)

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    it so happens I am 6.9" in length. John Tan is 6.9cm ;)
     
  6. eatshitndie

    eatshitndie Alfrescian (Inf)

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    most important girth must be 1.69-inch for friction to occur.
     
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    pakchewcheng Alfrescian Old Timer

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    John need a magnifying glass to get that 6.9cm?
     
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    korekt, heard that's what they sent him when he ordered something to increase his size :D
     
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    bobby Alfrescian Old Timer

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    Is the sex illegal or the drugs illegal?
     
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    Every time the PAP looses an elections, he losses Erection...& thankfully, it is far & few in-between...
     
  11. theblackhole

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    this sex drug is now an abused drug
    everywhere you go in parties and ktv
    you are offered
    and the girls go wild
    HSA will make stringent control over this drug abuse
     

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