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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

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    Homo Social Medialis
    emanuele del rosso
    A new species of human being has been recently discovered in several areas of the planet. It is recognizable by its peculiar firm grip on a mobile phone or a generical electronic device.

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    Dreamer Trump

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    End Ramadan's coming up... needs yet to be fulfilled? :cool:

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    Poem, from 2 perspectives

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    Meet Too movement
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    Wife - I'm already 58, yet, one of your friend still praises and finds me attractive

    Husband - Must be that Usman bhai !

    Wife - Exactly ! How did you know ??

    Husband - He's a scrap dealer
     
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    Oh mine.. I still possess one of this pink phones and it's in superb condition..:)
     
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    World Cup 2018 stars

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    Hijab in Chess
    Shaunak Samvatsar
    Indian chess player Soumya Swaminathan refuses to participate in chess championship in Iran as the female players are forced to wear hijab. Religion has no place in sports.
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    Trump's latest BFF :D

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    Best education

    A young boy goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money ... he calls home.

    "Dad" he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing!
    They actually have a program here in our institution that will teach our dog,Jack, how to talk!"

    "That's amazing,"his father says. "How do I get Jack in that program?"

    "Just send him down here with $10,000" the young boy says " and I'll get him in the course."

    So his father sends the dog and$10,000. About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out.

    The boy calls home.

    "So how's Jack doing son?" his father asks.

    "Awesome, dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this -- they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!"

    "Read ??"says his father.

    "No kidding! How do we get Jack in that program?"

    "Just send $20,000, I'll get him in the class."

    The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem.

    At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read.

    So he shoots the dog!!!

    When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.

    "Where's Jack? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"

    "Dad" the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Jack was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading The Economic Times, like he usually does. Then Jack turned to me and asked, "So, is your father still having an affair with that pretty lady Rachelwho lives down the street ?"

    The father went white and exclaimed ... "I hope you shot that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!"

    "I sure did, dad!

    "That's my boy!"

    The kid went on to law school and is now a politician.
     
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    Libtards should be feathered and tarred.:rolleyes:

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    Miaow.. for Russkie WC
    A cat reputed to have psychic powers picked the home team, Russia, to beat Saudi Arabia in the opening match of the World Cup on Thursday, a prediction that then came true. Achilles, who is deaf, selects winners by choosing from two bowls of food marked with flags from the opposing sides.


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    More fake news from the Mainstream media.

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